Shampoo Alert!?!

Shampoo Alert!?!

Shampoo Alert!?!
As I was conditioning my hair in the shower this morning, I took time to read my shampoo bottle!?!
I am in shock!?!
The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my entire body says...
"for extra volume and body"!?!
Seriously, why have I not noticed this before?!?
Now I understand why I am so "full-figured"!?!
Tomorrow I am going to start using "Dawn" dish soap...
it says right on the label...
"dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove!?!"
It pays to read the warning labels, my friends!?!


Today I am thankful for having a pretty decent sense of humor!?!