Remember this at Christmas Time:
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both
male -&- female reindeer
grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December!?!
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring!?!
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition
depicting Santa's reindeer,EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen,
had to be a FEMALE!?!
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-old man
in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night -&- not get lost!?!
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