Sunday, October 16, 2011

Warning: Bible Usage



W A R N I N G:
Bible Usage Can Be Habit Forming!?!
Regular reading can cause loss of ANXIETY and FEAR; decreased appetite for LYING, CHEATING, STEALING, HATING, ANGER and ENVY!?!

Symptoms Include: Increased sensation of LOVE, JOY, PEACE, COMPASSION and CONTENTMENT!?!

If Symptoms persist, just PRAISE GOD!?!

Side Effects are FORGIVENESS, GRACE -&- LOVE!
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Today I am thankful that I am able to read the Bible
when -&- where I want to!?!

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