Sunday, June 12, 2011

Wall Quotes!?!

Travelin all over like we do - we stop at a lot of different
places for a lot of different reasons
-&-
have been in a lot of different restrooms!?!
And, all of them seem to have some different kind of writing on
the walls!?!

*Language May Be Offensive To Some*


HERE ARE SOME RESTROOM WALL GRAFFITI QUOTES:

Do you have some to share too?!?

You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area...

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open?!?
* Women's rest room, Murphy's, Champaign, Ill.

If you voted for Obama in the last election, you can't take a dump here -
Your asshole is in Washington!?!
* Men's rest room, Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Wash.

Beauty is only a light switch away!?!
* Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, N.C.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives!?!
* Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

Remember, it's not "How high are you?", it's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81, W. VA.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?!?
* The Irish Times, Washington, D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity!?!
* The Bayou, Baton Rouge, La.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
up with her crap!?!
* Men's rest room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N.C.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere!?!
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, Ariz.

A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to
have trouble with it!?!
* Women's rest room, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Tex.

Watch out for gay limbo dancers!?!
* Inside toilet stall door, men's rest room?

Express Lane: Five beers or less!?!
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, Ariz.

You're too good for him!?!
* Sign over mirror in women's rest room, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

No wonder you always go home alone!?!
* Sign over mirror in men's rest room, Ed Debevic's,Beverly Hills, CA

What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands!?!
* Men's rest room, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY

Align Center
Today I am thankful for a diverse group of people that I love!?!

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