If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today!?!
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00!?!
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today!?! But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00!?!
Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle!?!
It is called the 401-Keg Plan!?!
Today I am thankful that I don't have any invested...just being honest here!?!
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